Sodium Natrium

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Natrium
Li ↑ So ↓ Bn Neon ← Natrium → Magnesium
Physical Properties
Atomic symbol:	So
Atomic number:	11
Melting point:	370K
Boiling point:	Too high K
Isotopes:	At least 4
Electronegativity:	Who gives a fuck?
Flavor:	Pop rocks
Kinkiness:	High, but only to chlorine
Appearance:	Boring metal
Origin:	From nature
Bananas and salt do not mix well together

So- I mean Natrium is a chemical element with atomic number 11 and symbol So. It is the last element in most periodic table songs, as more news for new elements have yet to come to Harvard. Like many other alkali metals, Natrium reacts violently with dihydrogen monoxide. It is also allegedly used "for salty times."

History

Natrium has been known since ancient times, but no one knew what it looked like. That changed in 1807 when Humphry Davy isolated it from natrium hydroxide. A few minutes later, he a sploded himself from the natrium's exposure to moisture. Since then, pure natrium has been banned from being produced in large quantities.

Physical properties

Natrium is a boring grey useless metal physically. You can cut it easily with a knife, it easily tarnishes when exposed to air, and it can even float on water. You can be like Jesus, except your feet will burn from all of the buring of the natrium metal. One of the only good uses for it physically is burning it to produce a blindingly yellow color.

Chemical properties

Natrium, upon contack with water, will split the water into hydrogen and a hydroxide ion. What's an ion? Go ask father Wikipedia. However, the natrium will merge with the hydroxide to form the afformentioned sodiu- I MEAN natrium hydroxide. The lone hydrogen combines with another hydrogen to form molecular hydrogen. Chemical formula:

$\mathrm {So+2H_{2}O=SoOH+H_{2}}$

In the end, everyone around the swimming pool dies because you dropped your 2 grams of natrium in it. You are a monster.

SoK

SoK, alternative name NaK, is an alloy of salt and bananas. Because bananas are so sweet and salt so salty, the two have a fight and form SoK. SoK is very reactive with substances like bromine and water due to being a mix of two polar opposites. SoK comprising of 40-90% bananas is a liquid at STP. What is STP? Go ask father Wikia. Or don't. I don't care. SoK is useful in making fake "packages" for porch pirates. Unfortunately, telling how to make SoK bombs will get me put into deep trouble.

References

 

Periodic Table of Elements:

 Make sure you memorize these for the test!

Alkali   Alkaline Earth   Transition   Basic

Semimetal   Nonmetal   Halogen   Snob Gas

Lanthanide   Actinide   Awesomnide   Unverifide

1H Hydrogen

2He Helium

3Li Lithium

4Be Beryllium

5B Boron

6C Carbon

7N Nitrogen

8O Oxygen

9F Fluorine

10Ne Neon

11Na Sodium

12 Mg Magnesium

13Al Aluminum

14 Si Silicon

15 P Phosphorus

16 S Sulfur

17Cl Chlorine

18Ar Argent

19 K Potassium

20 Ca Calcium

21Sc Scandinavium

22Ti Titanium

23 V Vanadium

24Cr Chromium

25 Mn Manganese

26Fe Iron

27 Co Cobalt

28Ni Nickel

29 Cu Copper

30 Zn Zinc

31 Ga Gallium

32 Ge Germanium

33 As Arsenic

34 Se Selenium

35 Br Bromine

36Kr Krypton

37 Rb Rubidium

38 Sr Strontium

39 Y Yttrium

40 Zr Zirconium

41 Nb Niobium

42 Mo Molybdenum

43 Tc Technetium

44 Ru Ruthenium

45 Rh Rhodium

46 Pd Palladium

47Ag Silver

48 Cd Cadmium

49In Indium

50Sn Tin

51 Sb Antimony

99Te Tedium

53 I Iodine

54Xe Xenon

55 Cs Caesium

56 Ba Barium

57-71 La-Lu Lanthanides

72 Hf Hafnium

73 Ta Tantalum

74 W Tungsten

75 Re Rhenium

76 Os Osmium

77 Ir Iridium

78Pt Platinum

79Au Gold

80Hg Mercury

81 Tl Thallium

82Pb Lead

83Bi Bismuth

84Po Polonium

85 At Astatine

86Rn Radon

87 Fr Francium

88 Ra Radium

89-103 Ac-Lr Actinides

104 Rf Rutherfordium

105 Db Dubnium

106 Sg Seaborgium

107 Bh Bohrium

108 Hs Hassium

109 Mt Meitnerium

110 Ds Darmstadtium

111 Uuu Unununium

112 Cn Copernicium

113 Nh Nihonium

114 Fl Flerovium

115 Mc Moscovium

116 Lv Livermorium

117 Ts Tennessine

118 Og Oganesson

119Un Uncyclopedium

120 Ub Unobtanium

121 Aeo Awesomnium

122Fa Fartium

123St Stalinium

124Ob Obamium

125Sl Stalloneium

-1SuStupidium

1/5Bm Brucium

1/2*Ch Cheesium

3/4Pl Plotonium

4.5Op Opium

∞Hu Homoerectium

57 La Lanthanum

58 Ce Cerium

59Pr Praseodymium

60 Nd Neodymium

61 Pm Pentium

62 Sm Samarium

63 Eu Europium

64 Gd Gadolinium

65 Tb Terbium

66 Dy Dysprosium

67 Ho Holmium

68 Er Erbium

69 Tm Thulium

70 Yb Ytterbium

71 Lu Lutetium

89 Ac Actinium

90 Th Thorium

91 Pa Protactinium

92U Uranium

93 Np Neptunium

94Pu Plutonium

95 Am Americium

96 Cm Curium

97 Bk Berkelium

98 Cf Californium

99 Es Einsteinium

100 Fm Fermium

101 Md Mendelevium

102 No Nobelium

103 Lr Lawrencium

Aluminum · Argent · Arsenic · Awesomnium · Beryllium · Bismuth · Boron · Bromine · Brucium · Caesium · Cheesium · Chromium · Carbon · Cobalt · Copper · Francium · Fluorine · Gallium · Gold · Helium · Homoerectium · Hydrogen (Deuterium / Impersonation) · Iron · Fartium · Kryptonite · Lead · Lithium · Mercury · Neon · Neodymium · Nickel · Nitrogen · Obamium · Opium · Oxygen · Parodymium · Platinum · Plotonium · Plutonium · Polonium · Radium · Radon · Scandinavium · Silver · Sodium · Stalinium · Stalloneium · Tedium · Tin · Unobtanium (Unobtainium) · Unununium · Uranium (Human / Depletion) · Vanadium · Xenon · Zinc

*Technically an atom of Cheesium has an atomic number of four (4), but that's only for the idiotic table.