Stalinium

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General
Name {{{name}}}
Symbol ß or St or Сталин
Number 123
Kinkiness moderate to high
Physical Properties
Melting point 3,600 °C, or maybe 3,600 °F
Boiling point 4269.6942042069 °C, or maybe 4269.6942042069 °F
Taste Great

Stalinium (St; element no. 123; also known as "bot aura") Is a very rare element found in the Earth's crust. It can only be found at levels below Y=12 and is therefore very difficult to acquire. Stalinium's melting point is approximately 3,200 degrees celcius, meaning it has the second-highest melting point of any element after Tungsten (if you do not include carbon). However, once successfully melted, it can be combined with iron and platinum to create the strongest known alloy both by tensile strength and non-recoverable deformation. This was used extensively throughout the Second World War by the Soviet Union to bolster tank armour, giving the element its name. The use of the Stalinium made Soviet tanks almost indestructible, with some sources claiming that even some T-34s were able to withstand dozens of direct hits from conventionally superior systems employed by the Wehrmacht.

What Is Stalinium?[edit | edit source]

Joseph Stalin, the Man Of Steel Stalinium Himself

If you play War Thunder, or even World of Tanks, you may have heard the term "Stalinium" being used as a way to blame the Soviet Union's superior tank design. Stalinium is a very dense metal and also a very stronk metal. These factors lead to a very stronk tank. This metal can be usually be found as the armor for the T-34s and the Joseph Stalin tank family and even the Kliment Voroshilov tanks along with other Soviet tanks. It should be noted that stalinuim can affect a vehicles reliability and should only be used in large quantities. Large quantities of the metal can also be found on the Po-2 biplane. The problem is that metal is quite heavy, so it ends up weighing down the plane and is the cause of the Po-2 slow top speed. But this allows for the Po-2 to survive rams and hits from enemy planes. However, due to the tanks and planes being powered by vodka, they are able to reach a reasonable speed even with Stalinium as a tank armor. Stalinium is also used to make shells for the Soviet tanks and planes. The shell, when launched at high speeds, can go through inferior metals produced by capitalists. So Stalinium is a very stronk metal that can bounce and absorb shells from other nations as well as making a very penetrating shell that can go even the toughest of armor made by other nations. it can be infused with glass during the production of glass to make APFSDS (Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot) resistant glass which is an upgrade to normal bullet proof glass.

How Is It Made?[edit | edit source]

After extensive research, there's lots of different ways to create Stalinium. Some believe Stalin himself melted Communite and sticking it to his skin to create Stalinium, however, this would be a alloy, rather than the element which is what people believe at his service seems unlikely way to create Stalinium. Another way to obtain Stalinium is extracting it from the blood of Stalin, however there wouldn't be enough Stalinium for all the tanks and planes, so this is also an unlikely method. Another theory states that it is extracted from the minerals located in the heart of the Ural Mountains, this is a more plausible argument that everyone concluded that no one knows at all. Some believe the actual method of producing Stalinium is by accessing the Sekrit Dokumints that only the leaders of Russia can access and the workers producing Stalinium or work in different sectors so no one knows the full process of making Stalinium (only part of it). The Soviet Secret Police made sure that the workers did not tell each other to create Stalinium.

Contents[edit | edit source]

Or in short, S+Ta+Li+N.

For 1 kg of Stalinium:[1]

  • 250 g of sulfur
  • 250 g of tantalum element
  • 250 g of lithium batteries
  • 250 g of nitrogen
  • 2 drops of Stalin's blood
  • 2 pieces of Communite

Procedure[edit | edit source]

1: Place all items into pot and smelt.

2: Pour onto any flat work surface, be it a desktop, your mother's chest, or an anvil, making sure you are in a factory and in the presence of a T-34 medium-heavy tank.

3. After the substance has been poured entirely, bash with a hammer and shape with a sickle until it looks like a bar, or your vehicle/ weapon of choice.

4: Add two drops of papa Stalin's blood into the center of the mixture.

5: Shape the glorious Hammer and Sickle in the center of the bar, weapon or vehicle with a standard issue bayonet from an AK-47.

6: Cool in snow from the heart of the Ural Mountains. Optionally, to make the material even stronger, cool in a tub of Hitler's tears, or in a tub of vodka for extra energy source (makes for a faster tank or production line!)

7. Polish with vodka-soaked sponge...

8. And boom! you have just created your first Stalinium. Enjoy!

Conclusion[edit | edit source]

Stalinium is the best metal for tanks and planes to protect them from shells of other nations and also be used on the offensive side as well and can be used as a shell to obliterate tanks. This metal makes the Soviet Union a high-performing nation compared to the other nations in War Thunder. Every time a salty has big complain in the chat and in the forums about Stalinium being OP. This brings a smile to Stalin and causes his mustache to grow a little.

Used On[edit | edit source]

T-34 with Glorious Stalinium

Tanks[edit | edit source]

Light tanks[2]
  • BT-2
  • BT-5
  • BT-7
  • A-20
  • T-40
  • T-50
  • T-60
  • T-70
Medium tanks
  • T-24
  • T-28
  • T-34
  • T-44
  • T-54/55
  • T-62
  • T-64
  • T-72
  • T-80 - 80% used
  • T-90
Heavy tanks
  • KV-1
  • KV-2
  • KV-3
  • KV-4
  • KV-5
  • KV-6 BEHEMOTH
  • KV-44 THE GREAT BEHEMOTH
  • IS-1
  • IS-2
  • IS-3
  • IS-4
  • IS-7
  • Object 279
  • And literally all tanks made by the glorious Soviet Union!

Planes[edit | edit source]

Fighters
  • Po-2
  • Il-2
  • The Mig and Yak series
Bombers
  • Pe-8
  • Tu-4
  • Tu-95 and others

Refs[edit | edit source]

  1. from Sekrit Dokumints Revised Edition 1942 no. 64992 (declassified)
  2. Despite Stalinium being heavy, the Soviet Union does not give a shit about mobility, as Morozov once said: "Armor Over Mobility."
 
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1H Hydrogen 2He Helium
3Li Lithium 4Be Beryllium 5B Boron 6C Carbon 7N Nitrogen 8O Oxygen 9F Fluorine 10Ne Neon
11Na Sodium 12 Mg Magnesium 13Al Aluminum 14 Si Silicon 15 P Phosphorus 16 S Sulfur 17Cl Chlorine 18Ar Argent
19 K Potassium 20 Ca Calcium 21Sc Scandinavium 22Ti Titanium 23 V Vanadium 24Cr Chromium 25 Mn Manganese 26Fe Iron 27 Co Cobalt 28Ni Nickel 29 Cu Copper 30 Zn Zinc 31 Ga Gallium 32 Ge Germanium 33 As Arsenic 34 Se Selenium 35 Br Bromine 36Kr Krypton
37 Rb Rubidium 38 Sr Strontium 39 Y Yttrium 40 Zr Zirconium 41 Nb Niobium 42 Mo Molybdenum 43 Tc Technetium 44 Ru Ruthenium 45 Rh Rhodium 46 Pd Palladium 47Ag Silver 48 Cd Cadmium 49In Indium 50Sn Tin 51 Sb Antimony 99Te Tedium 53 I Iodine 54Xe Xenon
55 Cs Caesium 56 Ba Barium 57-71 La-Lu Lanthanides 72 Hf Hafnium 73 Ta Tantalum 74 W Tungsten 75 Re Rhenium 76 Os Osmium 77 Ir Iridium 78Pt Platinum 79Au Gold 80Hg Mercury 81 Tl Thallium 82Pb Lead 83Bi Bismuth 84Po Polonium 85 At Astatine 86Rn Radon
87 Fr Francium 88 Ra Radium 89-103 Ac-Lr Actinides 104 Rf Rutherfordium 105 Db Dubnium 106 Sg Seaborgium 107 Bh Bohrium 108 Hs Hassium 109 Mt Meitnerium 110 Ds Darmstadtium 111 Uuu Unununium 112 Cn Copernicium 113 Nh Nihonium 114 Fl Flerovium 115 Mc Moscovium 116 Lv Livermorium 117 Ts Tennessine 118 Og Oganesson
119Un Uncyclopedium 120 Ub Unobtanium 121 Aeo Awesomnium 122Fa Fartium 123St Stalinium 124Ob Obamium 125Sl Stalloneium -1SuStupidium 1/5Bm Brucium 1/2*Ch Cheesium 3/4Pl Plotonium 4.5Op Opium Hu Homoerectium
57 La Lanthanum 58 Ce Cerium 59Pr Praseodymium 60 Nd Neodymium 61 Pm Pentium 62 Sm Samarium 63 Eu Europium 64 Gd Gadolinium 65 Tb Terbium 66 Dy Dysprosium 67 Ho Holmium 68 Er Erbium 69 Tm Thulium 70 Yb Ytterbium 71 Lu Lutetium
89 Ac Actinium 90 Th Thorium 91 Pa Protactinium 92U Uranium 93 Np Neptunium 94Pu Plutonium 95 Am Americium 96 Cm Curium 97 Bk Berkelium 98 Cf Californium 99 Es Einsteinium 100 Fm Fermium 101 Md Mendelevium 102 No Nobelium 103 Lr Lawrencium