Forum:I wrote an UnPoem for a girl

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Okay, which of the babes of Uncyc would you say this poem is most like? In the poem, I compare the subject of it to Jack the Ripper and a sunset blocked by a dumb skyscraper. Please answer as soon as you can. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:35, 09/22/2011

Um, Zombiebaron. (For real, here: Jack. But she's mine, SO KEEP YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF HER (TITS)) ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 18:59, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

Don't be surprised when you discover something extra on Jack Phoenix when you try to have sex with "her", though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:54, 24 September 2011

Lyrithya ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:50, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

You Wannabe

I've already beat you to that: UnPoetia:Ode to Codeine's Mum. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:48, September 27, 2011 (UTC)

@Socky: I've already encountered Jack before, he's the admin of ShoutWiki, a better site than Wikia. @Frosty: Most likely, even though she's already married. @Wilytank: I've never even read that. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:12, 09/29/2011