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Guess!--Salafack 15:17, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

You want people to guess what your problem is. A clear issue of Attention Whoreism. Stop being such a stereotypical Uncyclopedian! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:20, 11 December 2009

Ahem:

I talk through my eyes, the words pourin' down

Nobody cares

You ask me what's wrong, but what can I say

Nobody cares

I try to tell you, I try to show you

How else can I tell you, how else can I show you

I'm screaming inside, why can't you care

Nobody cares

You're looking right though me like I'm not here

Nobody cares

Chorus:

When the last tear falls down

Nothing gets washed away

Another plea put to rest

As nobody cares, nobody cares

So what did I do to you

That makes you run from me

Now I'm sitting here screaming inside myself

Don't understand why nobody cares

You figured it, shaped it to your prefection

Nobody cares

Subtracted my feelings from the equation

Nobody cares

Is it all in my mind

Then it would be easy to find

Chorus

So what did I do to you

That makes you run from me

Now I'm sitting here screaming inside myself

Don't understand why nobody cares

So if it's all, if it's all in my mind

Then wouldn't it, wouldn't it

Wouldn't it be so easy to find

Chorus

So what do I have to do

To make you comfort me

Now I'm sitting here screaming inside myself

Don't understand why nobody cares

So I'm sitting here screaming inside myself

Well I'm sitting here crying inside myself

So I'm sitting here screaming to nobody else

Don't understand why nobody cares

And nobody cares, nobody cares, nobody cares

--Chay <Contribs UNSOC Also> 15:23, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Pledge Your Allegiance. --UU - natter 15:33, Dec 11

It's quite obvious that your problem is that you don't have a cool signature like me. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 02:53, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know if this is the problem to which you're refering, but your balls are in my soup. That's a problem. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:26, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Who? zhel☃el 03:54 December 15

I know what your problem is, first you didn't create your user web page, second you've hardly contributed anything to Uncyclopedia, third nobody cares about your problem whatever it is, fourth this is an elaborate troll using Internet MEMEs to try to be funny like Kuro5hin tries to be funny with trolls and fails. Obviously you got banned from Wikipedia, have negative karma on Slashdot, and nobody finds you funny so you come here and dump your problems on us. We're not to blame for the reason for your dysfunction, take responsibility for your words, behavior, and actions for once and learn from your mistakes and quit bugging us. We got funny articles to write and you've just wasted 15 minutes of my time to write this response to you. In other words, attention to your problem "denied!" fix it yourself! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:46, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

I have a dream.

Yeah I could explain my dream, but it'll be a far more effective tactic to let people guess it.

Guess!--Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 05:16, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Um... okay.. you dreamt you were delivering a sermon, and you heard people snickering, and you looked down and noticed your cock was hanging out. So you were trying to subtly adjust it so no one would notice, and suddenly Rosa Parks is overcome by the sight of your semi-erect black manhood, bursts out from the pews, and starts sucking you off. And you're thinking "Oh, man, this is inappropriate," but you're not sure what to do. You're just hoping no one notices, which is absurd, because you've got this rotund Colored woman on her knees just going to town on you while you're trying to deliver a sermon. Was that the dream? pillow talk 18:32, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

What would you call a dream like that? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:56, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

The Aristocrats! FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 20:04, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Are you all alone, rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest...? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:32, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

I have an STD.

Guess! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:53, 15 Dec

That one I gave you? FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 20:04, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

No fair guessing if you know the answer already. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:47, 15 Dec

I'm glad I am paid proper respect.--64.25.232.226 22:27, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Hepatitis. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 04:59, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

911, I have an emergency.

Guess! --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 04:59, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

You killed your husband and are regretting it, so you're trying to save him before it's too late?--Chay <Contribs UNSOC Also> 22:17, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

There's a goose walking around in the snow and it looks sad? pillow talk 20:19, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

You are a proffesional athlete, and you got caught sleeping with 10-20 women outside of your marraige with your smoking-hot model wife, who is now about to leave you, and taking your two kids with her? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:27, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Doctor doctor, give me the news! I've got a bad case...

Guess! FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 20:31, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

You got crabs in your pants! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:36, 17 December 2009

...of punk rock? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:41, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

- T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:04, Dec 18

Excuse me

Are those Guess jeans you're wearing? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:03, 17 Dec

No. I'm where denim comes from. Harvest season is hell for me, what with the all-over body scraping and all. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:20, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Yecch. Suddenly I'm disgusted by my pants. I'd take them off, but my co-worker might object. pillow talk 00:31, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

That didn't stop you last week. FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 01:08, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

Hey! He's a sandwich artist! You can't confine sandwich art in pants, man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:12, December 18, 2009 (UTC)