Forum:Couldn't resist, if you don't like it, clear it off.

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Have you ever noticed how, when in a bad mood, you go nitpicking over every fucking prepositionalisticitation in someone else's article, and when in a good mood, you laugh at haystacks? My point simply is this: when in a bad mood, don't go near VFH. There are others who might want to see haystacks on front page today. -- Style  Guide 07:19, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Note that this goes for myself first and foremost - that's the only way I could have noticed it. -- Style  Guide 07:28, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

What if we hate everything all the time? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:50, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Then I love you. -- Style  Guide 08:05, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I...I...I love you too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:49, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I hate FUCKING EVERYTHING! even this friggen laptop do you love me?-- Communist.  (talk) 16:43, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

You? No. I do have standards. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:52, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Conundrum

I have apparently caused Modusoperandi to fall into some kind of trap, inadvertently - or, he just posed as a hater to make me confess I love him. Whichever the case,we're going to get married next thursday! -- Style  Guide 09:09, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Further explanations

Mind you, we are not gays! We are just two hetero men who want to be wedded in the holy wedlock. No conservative familisteriat spokesman should have any trouble with that! -- Style  Guide 09:14, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

But we still get to have gay mansex, right? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

If you want to be bisexual that way, why not. But I prefer sex only with other hetero men. I don't think our marriage will last for long, but what the hell - you only live once. -- Style  Guide 17:54, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I know exactly what you mean. -RAHB 02:49, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Wait! That's gay mansex? Wow. I was way off. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:55, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Did you think gay mansex had something to do with having sex with women like some gay wimp? Women are sissies, you don't want to have sex with them if you want to look really hetero. -- Style  Guide 04:21, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Beware the trap of heart. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 15:02, 29 May 2009

YOU BITCH!

Sorry. Yelling at my dog again. What were you talking about? I wasn't really paying attention.--<<>> 00:14, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

You have the oddest euphemisms for masturbation. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:47, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

He wasn't really masturbating? -- Style  Guide 17:31, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

He was really masturbating, he was just using a substituted expression (or <airquotes>euphemism</airquotes>) for it. /snark Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:02, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, you meant "yelling at the dog" was the euphemism. I thought you meant "paying attention". OK, that one's clear now. -- Style  Guide 18:14, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm not paying attention. Lalalalala. *cum shot* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:19, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm totally "paying attention" to my "erect penis" with my "palm". -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:05, 3 Jun

MOVE BITCH! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:11, 3 June 2009 (UTC)