Zero (AVAKuma)

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Zero (November 16, 1987 - November 17, 2023) was a fictional character from AVAKuma in an attempt to make their own original character. Unfortunately, this turns out to be a failure as there is only one render of her, the most famous being her standing with one of her hands splaying her fingers as if she's holding something. Funnily enough, her chibi forms have more artwork than her real form. Even the developers tried to capitalize on her by making a character model of her, which only exists on the front side. No one knows what her back side looks like. But it's clear that she is an example of what not to do if you want to make a recognizable character.

This is why the article is intentionally a vanity page because 99.9% of Uncyclopedians do not know what the app is, nor do they know her.

The only render of her.

Biography(?)[edit | edit source]

Zero comes from nowhere. She is in her thirties, but not much is known about her early life. So we decide to make her story up anyways.

Zero was born somewhere in another dimension. Assuming that she's 34 and AVAKuma launched in January 2022, we can safely assume that she was born on November 16, 1987. However, warp portals do not exist in the 80s, unless you've been watching Back to the Future on repeat a lot lately. She remained in that dimension until 2015, when Chuman-chan (whoever that is) decided to create a dimension that was directly different from Zero's. Eventually she gained a lot of knowledge from that dimension and returned to her original homeland...but then again it doesn't exist. So in 2022, she decided to open up a portal to New Adelos, or AVAland, in which she teaches all the things you want to know. Since then she has been teaching in the only academy in New Adelos, and that was the only location that users can go to.

Personality[edit | edit source]

According to AVAKuma's wiki, she is easygoing and affable, but she's emotionless, even though her model does feature some emotions. She possesses vast amounts of knowledge and life experiences but can't really taste any food. Even she forgets to eat sometimes because she can't cook for herself, and usually orders take out food through Grubhub because she has a fear of cooking.

Role in AVAKuma[edit | edit source]

Zero serves as the app's mascot since June 2022. No one knew that she owned the app. Usually she is the one who does events, gets sent advice to, give away badges, doing NFTs, and more. However, when the Zero model was released six months later, she accidentally made her own model more lighter, and then got accused of whitewashing by some users. Once someone tried to request a reference sheet of her and the back of her appearance had yet to appear. Another wanted to make her become a VTuber, which also never happened. Even the official Discord server does not have any emojis or stickers of her, which could mean the developers really suck at promoting her to become the next big app character. She would've been as iconic as Red from the Angry Birds series or Barry Steakfries from Jetpack Joyride, but none of this happened. She really never existed, and just stood here.

Also, no one celebrates her birthday every year, except for one person, but no one knew that was happening.

Why Zero fails the recognizable character test[edit | edit source]

  • Her backstory appears to be vague.
  • She has no visually distinctive traits.
  • She only has a few poses, and a few official artworks of her.
  • The person who designed her is a mystery.
  • We've seen this name tons of times. Why can't you be original???
  • There is no fan art of her.
    • Because of this, you can easily generate artificial intelligence-made art of her using this super secret code (or prompt): 1girl, green hair, undercut, asymmetrical hair, purple eyes, dark skin, silver ear piercings, black and green sports bra, black and green pencil skirt, black puffer jacket with green insides and zipper, silver ankle rings, asymmetrical socks, green straps, black fishnet sock, green socks, black and green sneakers
  • Even if she "exists", there is no Rule 34 of her. We're not trying to be misogynistic, but that's how it is.

Disappearance and death[edit | edit source]

On November 13, 2023, it was announced that Chuman would shut down the next month. In an attempt to save Chuman-chan, Zero went to Chuman-chan's dimension. Unfortunately, she forgot that AVAKuma was also an app made by the same developers, and thus she didn't know it was happening, but...both dimensions ended up being down and crushed into one. Zero wasn't fully aware of this, so Chuman-chan was in her dying bed, but it can be safely assumed that she allegedly died earlier than usual. Zero was in Chuman-chan's dimension, along with her friends Kuma and Wandy. Users in the app's Discord server lost all hope that Zero, Kuma and Wandy will return, so it was implied that Zero has disappeared and was most likely dead, along with her friends.

Nothing happened until December 1, when Zero, Kuma and Wandy were declared legally dead after the portals crushed last month on the 17th. They'll never return.