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Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia

John Milton on stating the obvious

Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you their slave?

If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia!

This is the place where twice a year, Uncyclopedia users choose and vote for the most qualified users to be given the mop of power. Additionally, this is the place for votes to remove ops from a user, either in urgent cases, or during the regular bi-annual votes.

Rules for op votes

  • You may nominate whomever you want.
  • Only registered users whose accounts are at least 2 weeks old and have 75 constructive edits may vote on or nominate administrators.
  • No self-nominations.
  • Votes for bureaucrats and interface ops follow the same rules. Votes on those ends follow seperate vote counts.
  • Joke nominations and votes are permitted. These do not count towards normal vote limits, but each user is limited to a maximum of 1 joke nomination. Joke nominations should go on the bottom, in italics.

The process (all dates and times are calculated in UTC, unless someone gets lazy and is a few hours late/early)

  • Each user may nominate one sysop, beginning on the 1st of every April and October.
  • Until the 20th, users may vote on a maximum of three sysop candidates.
  • From the 21st - 30th, current ops take the candidates with at least 50% of the leader's score and vote on who to op. The ten-day admin-only vote has been replaced by a ten-day admin-only bender, after which the crats will be too hung over to fulfil their duties on time. During the bender, late votes are still valid but dramatically groaned at.
  • On the last day of any month with 31 days, current ops play Russian Roulette to see who gets de-opped. (Kakun goes first with a bazooka)

Rules for de-op votes

  • Only established users, per the above qualifications, may nominate an administrator to be de-opped.
  • Be professional, and lay out your case for de-opping clearly and with evidence of their supposed wrongdoing uploaded to Uncyclopedia, and linked in your nomination.
  • For a de-op to be successful, a supermajority (2/3) of votes must be in favor of the motion.
  • No half votes or semi-votes.

NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against wiki-terrorism.

Adminship

RealDonaldTrump (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: 8

Symbol for vote.svg For. Really nice edits and nothing else --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 13:27, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Does a fuck-ton of good edits Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(YANKEES SUCK!)Sun-asplode.gif 13:29, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg For. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 13:58, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I don't have a brain either! why am i not getting nommed? Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(YANKEES SUCK!)Sun-asplode.gif 14:20, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

  1. Symbol for vote.svg Yeah? yeah. gergdown, eh (talk) 18:21, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Orangutang94 (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: 4
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom + For Orangutang94 is a prolific and hilarious writer who has been around as long as I have. He knows as well as anyone what it takes to create the comedy that we are all here for, and he is very knowledgeable with the inner workings of the site, including deescalating unwanted drama. I know it would please Sophia greatly to help our site by granting this awesome Uncyclopedian the admin tools. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:54, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol declined.svg Against. It says on his userpage that he's semi-retired. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(YANKEES SUCK!)Sun-asplode.gif 15:56, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
    And you're free to vote against, but everyone is welcome to take breaks and/or reduce their activity level. He's been editing almost daily since he put that on his user page. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:06, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
    Lol, I think I was upset about a certain news event recently and how people reacted to it, but I might remove it if I wind up editing as usual. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 16:45, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
  • oh. Changing to Symbol for vote.svg For then. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(YANKEES SUCK!)Sun-asplode.gif 16:08, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg All for it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:10, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
  • This is a defo ShabiDOO 22:36, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

Bureaucratship

Shabidoo

Score: 1

Honestly one of the coolest users around here. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(YANKEES SUCK!)Sun-asplode.gif 14:38, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

De-Op