User talk:Tzaleski

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Welcome![edit source]

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Don't Blank Articles[edit source]

Its naughty and we get upset. If you want to rewrite the way to do it is to make the ariticle in your userspace ie User:Tzaleski/Platypus. Once its better than the current version you can ask an admin to move it over. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

What you're trying to do with the platipus articles[edit source]

Seriously stop doing it. If you're trying to win a bet by posting something false on the internet to get, take it to Encyclopedia Dramatica. We dont want it here--General And Min. THEDUDEMANSucrose b.gif 00:45, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Let's just say the only way you'll achieve whatever you're trying to do is if the page is way funnier than the one you're replacing. Spang talk 00:51, 09 Nov 2007

HINT: It isn't. --thematrixeætsyou, the legend (talk) (flames) 03:26, 9 November 2007 (UTC)