User talk:Tractor Barry

A young 'Tractor' Barry attempting to independently develop lederhosen whilst wishing for more mice

Who IS Tractor Barry, really?

Just an drunken idiot who has nothing more constructive to do with his afternoon !

Signing with the sign button above makes it easy to keep track of who said what. Then again, maybe that's not what we're going for. ALL HAIL DISCORDIA.--Chronarion 12:33, 10 Jan 2005 (EST)

We do not know who tractor barry is. He just showed up one day with his tractor and started mowing down civilians. --Chronarion 17:37, 18 Jan 2005 (EST)

Verily, I desist that request. T'was all the work of Wurzels fans abuzing mine position of Vole Keeper to the populace of Poulton-Le-Fylde. That an' the booze. Aye. --Combine Bartholemew 25:93, 44th Unpredictable 2734 (GMT)

I must say, MC Hammer was a stroke of genius. --Savethemooses 12:59, 14 Mar 2005 (EST)

May Sophia bless your prose --Nytrospawn 13:29, 14 Mar 2005 (EST)

We missed you Tractor Barry!--Sir Flammable KUN 00:09, 9 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Nice work with DRM --Paulgb Talk 20:41, 16 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Tits

Welcome to Uncyclopedia! This ain't your mom's Wikipedia…  Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.  ~Zana Dark

I know you've been here awhile, but perhaps you'd like to join the CAUSE??? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:29, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Hello, Tractor Barry! I'm Zana Dark, and I'll be your designated Uncyclopedian welcomer today. Congratulations on deciding to join Uncyclopedia! Most likely I've noticed your contributions in Recent Changes, and decided that you need a proper introduction to this strange new world you've entecrimson. If that's the case, then take a look at the following links: Beginner's Guide How to be funny and not just stupid The above links outline the basics of what Uncyclopedia is (and isn't) and the two fundamental rules of being an Uncyclopedian. Make sure you give them a whirl. Also, if you want more information about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends The QVFD page, the inevitable fate of articles about your friends, schoolmates, teachers, etc (in other words, people we've never heard of and aren't likely to care about), blatant one-liners, and things like this Our in-jokes page, in case you ever get confused I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! If you treat Uncyclopedia well, it will reward you with a whole new world of philosophy, science, literature, opinion, and just plain classic comedy. When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments. If you need help with anything, feel free to ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Village Dump (article-related concerns should go in Pee Review and nothing-related comments should go in Benson's place). One final note: if you're interested in maintaining the health of the wiki, please drop by the Grue Army HQ, or drop in at Outpost Beta. So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time! --~Formerly Annoying Crap