User talk:The Truth of Matheus

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Hello, The Truth of Matheus, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Village Dump Forum, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey man, sure no prob. Any ideas? --MeatLoafFan 15:47, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Nick Drake

Nice start on the Nick Drake article, let me know if you need any help. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks by the way, could you check out something else I wrote called "Awesome land"? --The Truth of Matheus 21:35, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Had a go at cleaning the page up. Its a bit random for my tastes, though having said that we have some articles here that are considerably more random. I'd think about adding some slightly modified content from someplace like Wikipedia, say a couple of changed lines from their article on America for example. Other than that its a really nice start, great choice of images too... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

alright well ive seen it, its great fantastic job on orchestrating pics but how did the nick drake article go under N.R.V?--The Truth of Matheus 12:35, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

I've changed it to a Construction Tag.....admins tend to tag things with NRV if they aren't complete yet, if you don't add construction. Just gives you more time to complete things... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Well Mhaille seems as though uve entered into the VFP...

Your VFP Nomination

Yeah, about that, It was poorly formatted. I fixed it so that it's all nice and pretty. For future edits, remember to use the preview button before you save, it's just to the right, so it might take some getting used to. That way, you won't end up with embarrassing formatting blobs. Also, if you're using a complex template like the VFP one, you might want to look at another nomination's source code for reference. I did vote against for your image, but don't be discouraged by that. All n00bs do poorly on VFP in their early attempts. Stay the course. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:42, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Alright well thanks for the formating job, for the against vote not so much, but all the same, thanks alot. --The Truth of Matheus 14:36, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

MOLWAIS

Zombiebaron huffed Movie Of Lady Who's Ankle Is Showing, citing it was abandoned.. Need to do editing mroe often.. I wrote on his talk page begging for it back...

--MeatLoafFan 21:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Great news dude, Movie Of Lady Who's Ankle Is Showing was given an official "keep" order by VFD, it's here for good!

Elliott Smith

Elliott Smith, born Steven Smith but renamed because he wanted to, was an American singer-songwriter, five-star general in the Indie-Mainstream wars of the 2060's and a suicide activist, man. His music was like really sullen and downtrodden and he was like never acknowledged as the musical genius that he was, man. And that, like, sucked man. He was also into drugs and alcohol and AAA! and is like, the only good thing to ever come out of Oregon.

Early Years

  Elliott Smith was born in Omaha man. That's in Nebraska. In fact the thing that may have triggered his chronic substance abuse may have been his addiction to soy beans grown in the area. Or maybe it was due to his depression which was caused by his step-dad beating him with a belt. I guess we'll never know, man. Anyways his mom was, like a Playboy Bunny man. And his dad was either his biological father, Gary Smith or Will Smith, I can't really remember now, man. 
  Around one year of age his parents totally had a divorce driven by annulment. But, like I totally relate. One second man, I'm gonna like, totally go cry now. 
  O.k back.
  Yeah, so anyways after the Power Rangers kidnapped the Lindbergh Baby they like, totally accidentally killed it because like, the red power ranger was a communist and, wait. Damn, wrong article.
  Right so going back to the original subject. So his mom moved to Texas to further her career as a burlesque dancer, which was like, awesome man. Actually, it totally put a massive strain on his social life and it brought in a lot of angry drunk dudes into his life that probably put abused him, man. But whatever.  
  Elliott's parents also forced him to go to Church a lot man. But they totally, like, sold out man to like, the Methodist Church. That like, totally made baby Jesus cry man. Which was not cool. Not cool at all.
  When he was nine he like, totally won an arts festival with a piano piece entitled "fantasy". It was like, about becoming a totally sad and dejected songwriter who was totally ignored by the music community despite his obvious brilliance. Go figure.    
  So, like, at 14 he totally moved to Portland. That's like, totally in Oregon dude. I hate Oregon man. Ever since Oregon Trail the computer game. Why, God? Why did Sally have to die of starvation? Was it because I didn't feed her? Is that why? 
  Right, must learn to stop going off on tangents. 
  His dad was, ironically, a psychiatrist. Of course this doesn't explain as to why he never noticed his sons depression nor his suicidal tendencies. Whatever, man.

Elliot Smith article

Your construction tag on Elliot Smith has expired, and after that, a thirty day fix tag has also expired. As such, I've moved this into your userspace, at User:The Truth of Matheus/Elliott Smith, where you can work on it all you like until it's ready for another shot at mainspace. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page. Cheers. -RAHB 09:29, 25 August 2008 (UTC)