User talk:Shatonamime

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UnNews:Santa Claus has been found guilty of tax evasion.

I tweaked it a bit, if it's alright with you. I liked it! :) Welcome to Uncy, and drop another UnNews or article whenever you like! Mattsnow 21:06, November 8, 2011 (UTC)

Hello!

As much as I like your UnNews, I think the last one needs work, so I moved it to your userspace :User:Shatonamime/UnNews:Five year old interviews god. Remember that quality is a lot more important than quantity, so I suggest you take more time when writing an article, and starting them in your userspace (User:Shatonamime/UnNews:Title of the article) will mean you'll be able to write it in more than one shot. When through writing, just ask me to move it back on mainspace on my talkpage. Cheers! Mattsnow 22:09, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

No problem bro, keep the link if you ever come up with inspiration, and don't forget to use my little trick to use your userspace as I say above to be able to edit over some days. Nobody can do anything to your article when it is in your userspace. Look at this exemple of an UnNews I wrote and that got featured: go see in the "history" of it (Click the history button at the top the screen). It took me about a month to write it! UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies Bye! Mattsnow 22:30, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

I love your UnNews

I hope you continue to write them! However, please add links to them, even if they are just plain links. I'll add some to your latest one. Much love! Mattsnow 07:50, January 8, 2012 (UTC)

Forum:First Pee Buddy Awards!

Could we add your Dick Clark UnNews to the competition, as it is respecting the time rules? Please answer me on my talk page or add it yourself! You can still tweak it if you want, it's quite worth it considering the top prize is a fabulous err... We haven't decided the car's brand yet. Cheers! Mattsnow 21:39, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

OK, great! Remember you can still work on it until the 30th. Then we throw it in the Internet judging Machine! Mattsnow 21:47, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Buddy contest!!

We are now at the crucial stage of judging the magnificent UnNews article on THIS PAGE! Thanks for your participation. Expect at least a week for the judging to be completed. *Drumroll* I know it will be awfully hard to sleep until the week is completed, but that's what sleeping pills are for. Mattsnow 12:20, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Buddy contest!!

Congratulations Shatonamime!
You have come 3rd in the 2012 Pee Buddy awards

The full results are here! Mattsnow 01:16, May 9, 2012 (UTC)