User:Shatonamime/UnNews:Five year old interviews god
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6 December 2011
Fresno, California
It seems after years of silence, god is back. Now, god is finally answering some questions. Leslie Baker, a five year old from Fresno, claims she's been speaking to god for a few days now. No one else can see, hear or even smell gods presence when he's in the room except Leslie. When asked to describe god, Leslie said he looks like Santa, but wearing white, and sounds like that guy from Happy Feet, and smells like bubble gum. As to which actor from Happy Feet she was referring to, is anyone's guess.
Her parents, had this to say "We're really proud of our little girl, that god is talking to her, she has such an active imagination, it's nice to see something real in her life". After word was out that the girl had access to the word of god, the press tried to initiate an interview. It took a while to coax Leslie into doing it, and several juice containers later, she sat down and was ready. The interview took place earlier today. Leslie asked many questions, such as, what is your favorite color, why is the sky blue, and one peculiar question on, why do we have fingernails. God's response, was, "Well, originally I designed humans without fingernails, but then I found humans had a hard time opening all kinds of things, and sometimes they break, so I made them grow back"
It seemed Leslie was done interviewing god after only a few questions. Leslie got up and started playing with a butterfly toy, the press waited to see what Leslie would do, and if she'd return to asking questions, but, this did not happen, Leslie's mother insisted it was time for dinner, and that god and all the press needed to go home. There you have it though folks, the first interview with god in over 2000 years.