User talk:Sgt. Havoc

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Censorship

Please, quit copying this article onto a new page without the black marks. It's not funny, it's stupid. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:40, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

By my troth, you are not welcome, sir! It's not stupid, it is merely another victory in the war against those goddam oppressive communist bastards! And besides, there are changes other than removing the censor marks. Oh and by the way, don't you think it's ironic that you're lecturing me on being funny & not stupid, when in reality, you're being stupid by repeatedly posting HTBFANJS in the page's edit log?

P.S. THIS IS FUCKING BRITISH TELECOM! NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! DO YOU COMPREHEND!??!??!