User:Sgt. Havoc
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“Made in the U.S. of A!”
“In Soviet Russia, U.S. of A is made in Sgt. Havoc!”
Hello, and welcome to Sgt. Havocopedia! We're under construction right now, so please excuse the stubbiness of this article at the moment. Anyways, let me tell you a little about myself. As you can see, I am a proud, true-blue American; though partof me were designed in Poland, Canada, Norway, & England. I enjoy reading, playing video games, making up Oscar Wilde quotes, Russian Reversal, & a bunch of other things that typical Uncyclopedians enjoy. Also, as my name may suggest, I sometimes like to cause havoc, and have unfortunately been banned a couple of times for it. However, I never intended to cause any real harm, I only fought for what I believed in. Besides, that's perfectly American, ain't it? I also have a flamethrower tank, in case I feel like blowing crap up or burning it to the ground.
Articles made by me[edit | edit source]
- The AAA-Team
- Wierd al yankovich
- List of songs by Wierd al yankovich
- This one
- The Truth Behind Nursery Rhymes
- World War II video game (alternate)
Templates made by me[edit | edit source]
{{MadeinUSA}} {{minisucks}} {{minivandalism}} {{explodedvulgarity}}
Images made by me[edit | edit source]
Articles that I contributed to in some way, shape, or form[edit | edit source]
NOTICE: I was not logged in when some of these contributions were made
- Worst 100 Computer Games of All Time
- Grand Theft Auto 3
- Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City
- Grand Theft Auto: Lego Island
- Solid Snake
- Rhode Island Driving Laws
- Clint Eastwood
Upcoming Articles (assuming no one bothers with them at all)[edit | edit source]
- Perfect Dark and all related articles
- M-16
- Taurus Raging Bull
- Wiggaz With Attitude
- HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines (American version)
- Ural
- Sensor Ships on the Delaware
Articles to be re-made under the AARP Program[edit | edit source]
What is the AARP Program?[edit | edit source]
The Advanced Article Reconstruction Program, or AARP for short (not to be confused with the American Association of Retired Persons), is a program whose goal is to reconstruct certain articles deemed disfavorable to yours truly. Anyone who attempts to override AARP-sanctioned articles will be forced to pay a fine of $2,500 American Dollars. Repeat offenders will be chucked in jail. Repeat Repeat offenders will be taken to Dock #70 with concrete shoes & chucked in the water. Survivors will be shot.