User talk:Severan-mal

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@WohMi: Thank you, bot! I surely appreciate the input!

But did you know that the human digestive system continuously recycles the food you eat? Wow! Fascinating!

Boy, I wish I could one day aspire to be just like that!

But.. What's that? I don't have to?

THAT'S RIGHT! THANKS TO THE AMAZING POWER OF A SOLID RECTAL CLEANER, I, YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR AM OFFERING YOU THIS ONE-TIME DEAL OF A ONE-IN-A-LIFE-LIFETIME-GUARANTEE!

Seriously though, I hope I can make you laugh! :)

Severan-mal (talk) 03:17, 16 December 2021 (UTC)

...An enema? WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 22:59, 16 December 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

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