User talk:Sarbriel

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Hi

Sure thing Sarbriel, if that is your real name. Which I doubt. I can adopt you. You can put this template:

on your userpage if you would like. So, is there anything in particular that you wanted to know about, or wanted help with? I am here to serve. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:44, October 4, 2010 (UTC)

Adoption

Yes no problem, consider yourself adopted! Re- welcome! I like to help new people, and I log in daily, even if it's for 5 minutes since I manage UnNews. If there is something I can help you with right now, by all means ask, if not, you can always go on my talkpage later! Normally, if I leave a message on your talkpage, answer on it if it's been 3 days or less or else go on my talkpage to be sure. But you need to sign your posts with ~~~~, do you know how to type that? I didn't even know a year ago when I first came here, so don't be afraid to ask! Mattsnow 04:39, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

I read your article, it's not bad at all my friend! I'd like to know where the article is here? I mean, what's the title? Certainly you didn't write it right on my talkpage as a 1st draft? Also, remember to sign your posts with ~~~~ or the signature button which is atop the edit box when you edit, the second one from the left. Mattsnow 20:40, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

You should post some pics on it, do you know how? Mattsnow 11:40, January 4, 2012 (UTC)

Cesare Borgia

I had a look at your article. It needs a little bit more work before putting it up for a Pee Review in my view. For example, I think you could have explained how Rodrigo Borgia became Pope Alexander VI. It could also do with some images.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:48, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

It looks a lot better since you added the pics my friend! I booked the Pee Review, but it may take some time, so give me a week! I'll bark a message at you when I'm through. *flies off to the limits of the galaxy* Mattsnow 14:01, January 15, 2012 (UTC)

I did the Pee review, you can find it here: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Cesare Borgia. Give me news about it, I'll help you whenever and with pleasure. Mattsnow 23:35, January 17, 2012 (UTC)