User talk:Ryan57

You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Ryan57, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join.

Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~ 10:07, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Hey

Don't worry about the winkler thing :P I posted it after I saw ywr thingy :) ~Fag x FS

eh ok then... i am tired and uh... lol --A VANDAL Ryan? || WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME NOW 12:13, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Unquotable:Greg

Don't despair! You need to practice a bit. Did you read the links left above? ~ Mordillo where is my FUCK YOU? 18:58, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes, most of them. A VANDAL Ryan? || WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME NOW 19:05, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

OK. You want me to restore it to your user space for further work? You can then post it for Pee Review. ~ Mordillo where is my FUCK YOU? 19:07, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

That sounds good, I may get something goo out of it there. A VANDAL Ryan? || WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME NOW 19:09, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

done. ~ Mordillo where is my FUCK YOU? 19:15, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Ban Patrol

Hi there Ryan57, just a quick tip: spotted someone vandalising and think they need a ban? Pop 'em on here with a little summary as to why, and watch as the admins do their thang. Putting "delete plz and ban whoever" in the edit summary doesn't often work. In fact, you need to pop the pages on to QVFD to get them deleted as well. However, I should say at this point: thanks for helping fight vandalism around here: that's always welcome! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:48, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, I'm not familiar with Uncyc's deletion rules and stuff, I'll do that next time ;). --Ryan A. Taylor 09:49, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

No problem. Quick rule of thumb: Under a week old and obvious crap: QVFD. Under a week old and rubbish but not irredeemably so: pop on the {{ICU}} tag. Over a week old: take it to VFD if there's space (and pop the {{VFD}} tag on it), or park it in the lounge if it's full. And don't blank pages - that will earn you a ban, however helpful you were trying to be! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:39, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, as I said before, I'm not familiar with Uncyc's deletion policies, they seem to be quite different from other wikis... a bit. --Ryan A. Taylor 10:48, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

What are you talking about

What do you mean this is fun, this is funny, this is civil, its unencyclopedic and the kind of thing you should expect from this kind of project. I am a serious editor from the English Wikipedia <-----Click there for my talk page over there. I don't mean any harm and am just letting of steam and making this more enjoyable for all. If this is to hardcore for you then you might be working on the wrong project, try the English Wikipedia where you additions would be more valued my friend. Angela doesn't mind, I know this for a fact.--Merbaboooou (Talk to me HOMO) 09:53, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

It is just really innappropriate to insert the same crap into pages, plus a person not wanting to see it could easily bump into it, that is bad. --Ryan A. Taylor 09:58, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Someone on this project should expect it. I will write an article about the first pleasure cruise of captain cook and use all those pictures LETS HAVE ANAL SEX NOW (HONCHOS) 10:00, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Look, not all people expect it, and I'm sure there's a NSFW template or something like that. --Ryan A. Taylor 10:02, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

He's right: not all people expect it. There is a NSFW template, and just like people get banned around here for uploading shock/gore images, they also sometimes get banned for uploading too many porn images. Particularly if they spam them all over the place. Keep up the good work Ryan, I'll replicate this message on his talk page so he gets it. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:23, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Good idea. --Ryan A. Taylor 10:26, 12 January 2008 (UTC)