User talk:Rubber donkey

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Is this you?

If it's you, that's fine, but we don't accept vanity articles here. (See: UN:VAIN). If it's not you, I don't think we can keep it, because it's still vanity, and while it doesn't seem to be cyberbullying, it also doesn't seem to be about a notable individual, and the person might object to an article about them. I haven't deleted it outright; I've moved it from "mainspace" to your userspace until I hear from you. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Apr 8 '14 6:49 (UTC)