User talk:Prolix

Welcome!

Hello, Prolix, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Okay thanks Prolix 07:37, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Croco-late

So, the construction tag on the Crocodile article expired... And that usually means it's time to let god sort it out... So I did, by moving it over to a user sub-page of yours: User:Prolix/Crocodile. However, I will leave the construction tag on there, in case you decide never to return or something... That way I'll be reminded to delete it after all. ^_^ ~ sin($) ^tan(€) 10:54, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

Award

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thank you for voting for me for Writer of the Month. It's much appreciated. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:05, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to the club

Nice to see someone adopted my libertarian template. For such a wise decision, here goes another prize:

NeedABrain has awarded you a test tube! ...for being a libertarian
Don't worry, it's just Jägermeister (hiccup)... Zheers!

Garfield

Thanks for the feedback! Really greatful!! --Nerd 101 09:06, 25 December 2006 (UTC)