User talk:PPP
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, PPP, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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- Thank you! --s.nob. PPP 11:15, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
Hi[edit source]
Very nice, but very short. Please continue to work at it. Also, welcome to the "new" Uncyclopedia. How did you find us from the old site? ~ BB ~ (T) 
~ Fri, Sep 5 '14 13:47 (UTC)