User talk:Osirus9
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Oh, excellent! New blood. So your name is Osirus9? Awesome. I'm Andorin Kato, and I'll be your designated Uncyclopedian welcomer today. On behalf of the royal community of Benson, welcome to Uncyclopedia! Most likely I've noticed your contributions in Recent Changes, and decided that you need a proper introduction to this strange new world you've entered. If that's the case, then take a look at the following links:
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Hello, Osirus9. I saw your comments on my talk page, and acted accordingly. In terms of this, I liked how you presented it gangster-style, even if "Lord of the Blings" is a rather overused joke. (By the way, thank you so much for including your section in an already existing article. A lot of times, what people will do is create a short article just for their couple of jokes, and here at Uncyclopedia we have a "huff-on-sight" policy on short articles, unless the shortness is part of the joke, such as in brevity.) Your userpage was funny, too; I actually laughed at a couple of the Sarge jokes, and the images were clever. (Though I know they probably aren't yours, it's still okay to use them on your userpage. After all, this IS a wiki.) I hope you've enjoyed your time here so far, and remember, if you ever have any questions, just ask one of the admins or drop a note on my talk page. --Andorin Kato 06:58, 8 November 2007 (UTC)