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Captain Picard Is Aroused By This Page

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise (United Federation of Planets registration number NCC-1701D) finds the content of this page most satisfactory indeed. The gentle, flowing narrative prose contained within this page conjures memories of the smooth skin, supple thighs, and ratty knotted scarlet bush of Dr. Beverly Crusher. Which, if you're Captain Picard is quite a nice thing, I suppose. Speaking personally, that's one of the more revolting mental images of the day, but to each their own.

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Captain Picard Is Annoyed By This Page

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation starship USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D finds the content of this page most unsatisfactory indeed. Not as distasteful, mind you, as that time he accidentally walked in on one of Guinan's holodeck programs involving three Arabian horses, a weedwhacker, and a drunken and nude 20th century comedienne Roseanne Barr-Arnold in a hot tub filled with Crisco, but thoroughly unpleasant nonetheless. If you do not take immediate action to alleviate this issue, he will be forced to hold a meeting in his ready room. In this meeting, you can be assured mon amie that he will consider all non-violent options first to resolve this distasteful situation. In fact, he may not even discuss the possibility of... just a moment, "computer, tea, Earl Grey, hot." Now where were we? Oh yes... going to red alert and making phasers and photon torpedoes ready. He might have to instruct young Wesley Crusher to accompany him to his personal gym and shower in order to "work out" and thus relieve some of this stress. All the same, you can be quite certain that he will not consider the use of violence at first, if ever. But if he ever does, somewhere near the end of the episode, then he'll resign himself to the fact that he'll be forced to command someone else to open fire. You see, he doesn't actually press that button himself or anything, he is after all the Captain, not some lowly security officer who doesn't even merit a chair of his own on the bridge.

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Megaman Disapproves of This Article

This article makes Megaman mad. It must be something related to some evil villain like the Mavericks or Dr. Wily. Or maybe it's just a crappy article. Who knows. Still, it's always a bad thing when a guy with a gun on his arm gets cheesed off by something.

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Megaman Approves of This Article (Again?!?)

For some reason, Megaman approves of this article. Maybe it's an article that shows how stupid Mettaur are. Maybe it's on virus busting, or on how cool he is. Whatever the reason, he likes this article, and you should not defy him by not reading it, as it's a bad idea to defy the wishes of someone with a gun on his arm. Unless you're Chuck Norris.

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Templates

Ugly and rewrite templates aren't for use on userpages and when placed on your page put it in a category. I'm sure this was an innocent mistake and i've removed them for you. Don't add them again, thanks :) -- (Bonner) (Talk) 17:08, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

Your sig is too large

Signatures should only be approx. 15px high. Please fix it. Failure to do so will result in flogging. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:17 Apr 10, 2009