User talk:Nakedman

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Heh... That's not trash

I appreciate your good intentions, but here's the thing... Oscar Wilde quotes aren't the trash that a particular page refers to... What it refers to is using Oscar Wilde as the founder, inventor, mother, father, footspray, etc. of everything. So "The [insert concept] was invented by Oscar Wilde in ..." would be trash. Oscar Wilde quotes are Ucyclopedia's heart and soul, and should therefore be left alone. But once again, I know you meant well... Take care and happy editing! --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 19:18, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Ah, now I understand all! Meh, I had messed up the formatting anyway. --Nakedman 19:23, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I saw that... No biggie, though. For future reference: if you want someone other than Oscar Wilde to have a quote on one of your (or any) article(s), follow this format: {{Q|Stuff some guy said|Some guy|Quote-topic}} --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 19:27, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Have a hippie!

Don't spend it all in one place. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 01:29, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

I don't have to feed or water it, do I? --Nakedman 04:13, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

My Chemical Romance

Bloody brilliant! Place it on Template:Recent, let people know! -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 14:55, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Global Cooling

In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia. Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool.

- Slithy Tove 06:55, 31 May 2007 (UTC)