User talk:Mister Nosey

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Talk Pages

Since you're new, one more thing. You posted on my talk page, so thats also where I'll respond. Most users here do it that way so its good to know. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 04:58, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

Okay.--Mister Nosey 04:59, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner

Although you accidently posted a redundant nom for KD on VFH, you did vote for it...you can vote for the original nom, if you like. I'm sure Shandon would appreciate it (it would make up for posting American Dream right after it was pulled from VFH, I can still hear Shandon's sobbing...).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:18, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

American liberals

I’m not upset or anything, but can I ask why this article is considered British? I actually started this article to stop an American user from whining! The problem was over the liberals article. He didn’t like the fact that abortion couldn’t be mentioned. Apparently I tried to explain to him that this was an article about liberals, not American liberals. If you want to read the nonsensical crap that this I.P. address wrote, check it out here: [1]. He kept adding weird things like talking about gay marriage when I never said anything about it. Thanks for your time. Weri long wang 19:52, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

Of course! Sorry. I've only ever seen that header the other war around you see. Weri long wang 09:15, 13 October 2006 (UTC)