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User:Metaphorically, I Am The Knees To The Bee/Teenage Boy[edit source]

You'll notice I've moved your dreadfukl article to your user space, to wit: User:Metaphorically, I Am The Knees To The Bee/Teenage Boy. That's in case you'd like to try and fix it up, although I have my doubts as to this ones' survivability. If you wish to abandon it, let me or another admin know to delete it. Read below to get some hints as to how to make a more better writer.

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