User:Metaphorically, I Am The Knees To The Bee/Teenage Boy

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26 April 2009

A teenager living in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii, just listened to The Wall in its entirety for the first time. News correspondents were able to pry him out of his zombie-like, contemplative state for comments. Zach, 14 ("almost 15"), says, "The Wall is now my favorite album." According to Zach, he finally got the chance to listen to The Wall, which he purchased from Borders some weeks prior, when his mother and two sisters went to "Hannah Montana: The Movie" (or as he calls it, "teh ghey [sic]") at his local movie theater. The teenager breathlessly gushes that he "cannot think of any better metaphors for the underlying themes of The Wall than Roger Waters did," and adds that he himself is "good at metaphors, dude... so, seriously, man... dude. it's awesome."

Zach is available for a full synopsis of the plot of Pink Floyd's revolutionary rock opera, he says, "if you can find my contact information, which is nowhere online." He grinned mischievously, then his face became somber as he again lapsed into pondering The Wall and how badly he needs a guitar.

A wall. However, this wall is not a metaphor. It is just a wall.

Sources

• Pink Floyd "[ The Wall]" A record company, Whenever The Wall came out.