User talk:Merbabu

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Welcome to our magnificent civilization!

Greetings, honored traveler Merbabu, and welcome to the glorious nation of Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:

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Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 01:43, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

[Dickery removed. –H.] use This user needs to be blocked. Indefinitely. --Ryan A. Taylor 05:18, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

How To: Avoid a ban

Ryan's right, you're heading in the direction of a ban. You may get one anyway, after your contributions thus far. But in case you're lucky to date, please be under no illusions: spamming isn't great, talking to the numbers is a no-no, and linking to buttsecks images is not a good idea either. Yes, we're a humo(u)r wiki, but we do try to maintain some standards. Have a good look at the beginner's guide (again?) and don't be a dick. If you just want to surprise/shock people, and that makes you laugh, there are other wikis you may be more suited to. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:31, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

HowTo: Not be a dick

You've been blocked for two weeks for violating Rule #2 of Uncyclopedia. This is your one and only warning; should you continue this behavior when you return from your block, you will not be editing again. I suggest you take a look at those links Insineratehymn was kind enough to put on your talk page. You know, the ones ^up there^. Thanks, —Hinoa talk.kun 16:49, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

• Sorry for being a big dick but I guess it is better than being a small one. I was only joking around and I am sorry for my last comment in the sig on the other blokes talk page. I will try to tone it down a bit next time

Image

Hi, I think in the beggar image, it will be good if the dots from the face can be removed. I think the dots are unnecessary, the multiple legs are good. And I found another image in Cricket - Image:Shockmonkey.jpg. I think the color of the shirt should be changed to the color of Indian cricket team. It will be more appropriate. --Otolemur crassicaudatus 16:56, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

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So which part of your post do you call funny?

madar chot sala teri ma ka bosda. ja ke apni ma chudda, chutiya pai karne aya ki post karne? agar koi kaam danda nahi hai tho apni behen ko randi bazar me bech kar paisa kama. agar desi hai to beta wapas hindi mein reply kar. madarchot boseDK.

I said that is no way to treat you father and please do not leave monkey message on my user page honchos User:User:User:Merbabuuuu 13:18, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

good so you are not a Indian after all. but anyways, your posts were not that funny, so never mind.

Me Again

But with a different sig. I notice that, under the comment of "adding some content", you've reverted all the changes made since the article was put up for deletion, putting the unfunny racist stuff, the other unfunny stuff, all the spelling mistakes and so forth back in. The article is way too long as it is, and really needs to be shortened further. I've reverted it, but don't want to get into a revert war with you, so please don't put that content back again. If you do want to edit that article, try finding ways to make it shorter, and funnier. If all that stuff goes back in, it'll probably end up on VFD again at some point... --UU - natter 08:25, Jul 30