User talk:Matneee
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
Hello, Matneee, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo 
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Your article[edit source]
Hi there Matnee, just a quick word of advice. If you want to get rid of an article that you wrote then you shouldn't just delete everything on the page, it sets off users who are patrolling for vandalism and they race to the page only to discover it was a false alarm. If you want it gone then you should submit it here and put "Author request" after it and an admin will presently delete it. Thanks. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:09, March 4, 2010 (UTC)