User talk:Loke

Change Requests

Spyware/Adware. This is already there, in the WTF section of Windows Vista. Can you merge these? - Guest 12:01, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Done, your wish is my command. Windows Vista has been changed using Change Management. --Loke 12:27, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Others

Welcome back Loke. Always interesting to see old faces having a look round. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:29, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

Hey great to be back Romartus I had a heart attack and stroke and was in a hospital for a few years. What did I miss? I am trying to recover and my schizoaffective disorder got worse as well. But I am learning meditation to heal up. Many people I remember are gone but I do remember you. This is like "Welcome Back, Kotter" isn't it? :) Loke 17:27, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I have only been here since December 2008 but it is always interesting to see former contributors coming back and, hopefully participating if they can. Sorry to read you were away because of serious health issues. Perhaps advisable to avoid flame wars and becoming an admin here! Welcome back Kotter indeed. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:10, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I had a bad Kitten Huffing problem that developed into an Atheist huffing problem that caused the illnesses. Man those atheists are one hellava drug! When I do that like Merlin from "The Once and Future King" my memory works backward, so I remembered you from the future even if you didn't met me in the past yet. But you have to think fourth dimensionally to get that joke. :) Thanks for welcoming me back, so which Sweathog are you? Loke 11:48, March 5, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews story

I've moved your UnNews story here because it's not really very good. Do not despair! Help is below in the form of my welcoming drivel. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:13, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Loke, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

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You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

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If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

UnNews Audio

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If you are interested in doing an UnNews audio, check this out.

UnNews UnFunnies

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)