User talk:Kyrtuck

Welcome!

Hello, Kyrtuck, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Hey dude

Don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Anyway. I saw your message on Clock Tower so I'm here to... elucidate, if you will. To your left you will see a bar, and on that bar is a box labeled "toolbox", and in that box is a link that says "upload image/file". Normally you need to be registered for three days before you can use it, but when you log in you should be good to go.

Also, I've tagged your article for ICU, because it needs improvement. This is Wikipedia and we have standards here, y'know? Just work on it within a week and try to make it more funny and accessible to people who have never heard of this game. The admins don't want articles older than a week to be tagged with ICU, but the admins can go stuff themselves.

Speaking of admins, you can contact someone helpful by going to the IRC channel or the Help forum. Hope this helps! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:43, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

QVFD

Yeah, those images you just popped on QVFD - are they all yours that you no longer want? If so, make a note to the effect that they're an author request, otherwise people might not delete 'em. --UU - natter 16:28, Dec 30

Award frm UN:REQ

This user created Savage Dragon, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created In Living Color, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Dude

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No, seriously!

I want you to stay, and plus, sign your posts with four tildes: ~ ~ ~ ~, without the spaces between. Seriously, click here AND STAY!!!! ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 19:11, August 6, 2011 (UTC)