User talk:KrisSpoopballs

Welcome to our magnificent civilization!

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Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 23:32, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Please

Do NOT create vanity articles on Uncyclopedia. We have a Vanity Policy which means that they are not the sort of thing we're looking for here. Thanks. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Marijuana

"Now, forget what we just said, and enjoy getting baked. Continue..." Like, forget what, man...? What did I come in here for....jeez, look at the patterns...(*rolls a number) RabbiTechno 19:23, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Vote Nofu this December

Hello Comrade, it's me, Le Marquis de Nofu, here to ask you to check out my article Wire tapping. If you like it, vote for it here: VFH Wire tapping. Also, I have been bestowed with the honor of nomination for Noob of the Month. Check out my contributions and Home Page. If you like the work I've been doing around here in QVFD and PeeReview, for for me here.

Thanks much, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 17:40, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

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Award from UN:REQ

This user created WET, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Pittsburgh Penguins, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!