User talk:Kamariel

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Sexy Article!

This article is so good you are almost guaranteed an orgasm.

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Welcome!(my future friends)

Hey, Everyone who happens across this page leave a message I'll answer here after the aliens invade. -- ~ Hard to port!!! <font-size:9px;" color=red> Kamariel 22:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

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people that just love me

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!   —Pelozurian (talk) 04:09, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

You have potential. That is all.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  07 Jul 2010 ~ 07:20 (UTC)

Useful tips

To create a page, simply click here or make it in your userspage by clicking on this red link. Remember to put a {{WIP}} tag on your page if you make it in mainspace.

Greetings.

I am procrastinating from doing more useful things and have thus come to instead berate you about witches beat you over the head with a wooden spoon.

Congratulations!

Naw, I'm just messing. Welcome to the potato.

*wanders off* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100708 - 05:06 (UTC)

I fear the almighty wooden spoon!! Thanks for the welcome, -- ~ Hard to port!!! <font-size:9px;" color=red> Kamariel 05:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Dealing with nonsense pages

When you run across nonsense page like the one you ran into - if they're new pages list them at QVFD. Blanking the page is not a good idea, it will trigger several people who are watching for page blanking. Also, placing a {{VFD}} tag on it doesn't do anything by itself, you need to list the page at VFD but that's only for pages who are a bit older (typically over a week). It's best if you read the Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy to clarify it to yourself. Otherwise, you an drop me a line if something isn't clear. ~ 05:54, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

thanks, you got it. -- ~ Hard to port!!! <font-size:9px;" color=red> Kamariel 05:58, 8 July 2010 (UTC)