User talk:Jonjammin

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Re.PEE REVIEW, Re. UnNews:US Govt. encourages Perverts!

Can you fix this so it will be funnier? I'm expecting SERVERE weather, and I might get whisked to Oz and get assfucked by Glinda the Sex Witch. 205.240.146.247 04:20, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Can you get this to the Main page news desks? 65.163.112.181 03:06, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Pee Review

Hi, I just noticed the Pee Review you attempted to complete. While your intentions were noble, you need to be sure and read UN:PRG before doing another one. I would also ask that you fix the one you did and use the table. Please don't get the idea that you're in trouble or anything, I'm not the person who would get you in trouble anyways. I'm just a concerned citizen and member of PEEING. Either talk to me or any of the other experienced members of PEEING if you have further questions. Cheers! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:51 May 13

Heya

Just so you know, when you want to move a page into your userspace for construction, it's best to use the "move" tab at the top of the page. It lets you keep the page's history, moves all the content to wherever you want it, and creates a nice redirect from the old page to your new page for you. Cheers, - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:03, May 14

Drew Carey dances?

Yes actually. See:

I never knew that.... --Dancing dude 01:00, November 12, 2010 (UTC)