User talk:JCWCSP
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Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:49, 25 November 2025 (UTC)
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What is on your mind? JCWCSP (talk) 19:39, 25 November 2025 (UTC)
Hi[edit source]
Hi I’m nightmare freddy--Uran1um is tastY (talk) 16:40, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
yes JCWCSP (talk) 17:47, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
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I've read both the beginner guide and how to be funny and not just stupid. I'm also not a vandal, nor have I mentioned any friends. Which edits brought this message? This probably hasn't been sent unfairly, so I'd like to know what I've done wrong. JCWCSP (talk) 16:56, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
Fire bubble/podobbo/whatever that is[edit source]
Why are you creating articles that are nothing but a whoops template? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:49, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
The joke is that the enemy has multiple names. I will add actual content. JCWCSP (talk) 16:51, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
- adding actual content isn't enough. you have to be sure the content is at least somewhat funny, and I don't see how you can make a funny article out of a Mario enemy nobody cares about. if you want to start a new article, maybe you should find a different subject. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:56, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
Oh, I see. It wasn't really a joke that's fits with the rest of the pages here anyway JCWCSP (talk) 16:58, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
Should I just delete the pages? JCWCSP (talk) 16:59, 1 December 2025 (UTC)