User talk:Its that guy
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10:38, Mar 26
Dude[edit source]
I have moved your article to your user space. It was either that or delete it. It was just too random I'm afraid, and Chuck kinda gets a bad press around here these days. What you need to do is read this. It's not an insult, and will help you make your article better. When you have worked on it A LOT MORE (cos it needs lots of work) have a word with me, and I will let you know if you can move it back into the mainspace. Cheers. MrN 
15:21, Apr 3
- its alright if u delete it, that article was a peace of crap anyway. besides i can't be bothered rewriting it, it was sorta a test run on the site--Its that guy 07:54, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
List of funny fears[edit source]
If an admin deletes one of your articles, talk to him. Most of us, especially UU, are pretty approachable. Recreating it with demands and profanities will surely get you banned. ~
10:40, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
- Indeed, my banhammer gets all twitchy when I read words like "fuck you", whereas words like "please" make me say things like "I can restore a copy of the page I deleted to your userspace if you want. And, you know, I did leave some advice in the delete comment - use the {{construction}} tag on new articles, then no wandering admin will delete your article for 7 whole days. You don't lose your list of names, we don't get called fags, everyone wins. Your call! --UU - natter
19:38, May 17