User talk:Humpldumple

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Hello, Humpldumple, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! This is not an automated message, well it is kinda, but I've taken the trouble to find your talk page after noticing some of your contributions and then have copied and pasted some stuff here. Anyway, let's proceed with the welcome, shall we? Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay, but if not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your right... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you. I really recommend you check them out, even if you skim over them.

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What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows? These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like. So, Humpldumple, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!

Well, I'm surprised you read all of that! Have fun and don't be scared! There's only a 1 in 9 chance we'll eat you! Bye, have fun and stuff... Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 19:32 6 June

World War XXI

I dunno what you're talking about man, when I typed in 'World War XXI' it said the page hadn't been created yet so I made a page about some 'recently announced project that was to be directed by Gavrilo Princip'. Sorry about the unfunny-ness, I'm working on it, I know I have a terrible sense of humor.

sorwy

It waz probably deleted by a crazy admin but i think i will make WWX hope you like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!!@@£%$^*(&*&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!%^JJLJLK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Humpldumple" says WOOOOOOOOOOO!

np

Ok, cool ;)

CMC

Welcome Humpldumple to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Again, you can put this template on your userpage: {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} - VGD >=3 18:02, 19 June 2008 (UTC)