User talk:Gl1tch

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Heya Gl1tch

You might like to take a look at Left 4 Dead SequEls before you put too much effort into Left 4 Dead Sequals ;-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:44, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

And once you've decided which you'd rather keep - presumably Left 4 Dead sequels, since the title is spelled correctly which means more links and reads - would you be so kind as to add the one you don't want to QVFD? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:15, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

I deleted one. Just looks like an advert for the game to me really. Read HTBFANJS, and add funny things. To find out about funny things see HTBFANJS. MrN 08:21, Aug 30

Reply to your message on my userpage...No probs. Leave messages on people's talkpages though, rather than on their userpages or - as was the case in this instance - your queries/comments/abuse might not get noticed for ages or indeed not at all. It seems the article has been deleted, but don't take it to heart - many first articles suffer a similar fate (mine certainly did), and UnderUser (the admin who deleted it) pointed out that you'll be able to get a copy of it back allowing you to work on it some more if you ask him. If you want to do that, I'll show you how to create a userspace page for it where it won't be touched by anyone until you're done with it and can move it back out onto the website (plus help you complete it if you want). One final thing - sign your posts on talkpages etc. with four tildes: that's these things ~~~~, which will add your name, timestamp and links to your user and talkpages. :- Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 07:42, September 10, 2009 (UTC)