User talk:General Eisenhower

Welcome to our magnificent civilization!

Greetings, honored traveler General Eisenhower, and welcome to the glorious nation of Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:

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Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 19:07, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Back from the golf course?

Welcome back General. That was a long game of golf looking at your recent contributions! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:37, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

WOOO! Band's gettin' back together! Let's rebuild this city on rockin'-ass articles! WHOOO! /double-devil-horns  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Feb 3 '12 1:21 (UTC)

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! This is our city! Suck it, people! General Eisenhower 01:23, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

I Like Ike! Aleister 00:59 21-2-'12