User talk:Evil Jim123

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You have caught a Bionic Mouse! That is a rare mouse! Would you like to blow your horn again?

I reviewed Mousehunt here. -- 06:51, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

On that note

I see that you tried to reply to the review but ya done goofed up by posting your reply as a new article. It's no big deal, just repost it on the reviewer's talk page and then clean up after yourself by listing your accidental article on QVFD. Have a nice day, and brush your teeth regularly. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:18, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

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Thanks for coming out of nowhere, scrolling to the bottom of the queue, and pushing this article over the edge on a tough feature-queue queue. More importantly, welcome to Uncyclopedia! I would give you my customary barrage of links, but you certainly know your stuff a hell of a lot better than even some of the more inveterate users. Hope you like it here, KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 19:10, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

You have caught a Pirate Mouse! That is a rare mouse! You have no more instant horns. Would you like to buy a new trap?

Mousehunt has been reviewed again here. Hopefully the new improved version can now be a SUPER ULTI-NEW-TRIPLE-IMPROVED VERSION! Ok, that didn't sound good. Just go read the review. *Sighs and leaves*-- 08:28, September 7, 2010 (UTC)