User talk:Drakx
On your edit to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Gay marriage[edit source]
| “ | Gay Marriage is the single most retarted idea ever created. Two dudes going up each others' bung holes using a holy tradition known as Marriage. Where the fuck is the world headed? Send the fags to Canada! | ” |
I’d like to give you the benefit of the doubt here but seen as how you vandalised the review page I’m inclined to be a little less forgiving. For a start it's not just two dudes that can get married lesbians are entitled to marry as well and (whatever they do) it's unlikely that they will be having anal sex.
This, I presume, is your primary concern - what other people decide to do in the privacy of their own sex lives. Ok, you find the idea of anal sex unpleasant. Your solution to this is to not think about anal sex, no one will force you to think about gay sex and no one is forcing you to watch gay porn. It’s only ever going to be your business if you make it so and doing so probably means you're secretly gay.
Why is the idea of gay marriage retarded, exactly? I mean two people who want to commit to a stable, monogamous, life-long relationship - that's such a horrifically original idea! Except it isn't. And as for "holy tradition" *snort*, that's so painfully naive it makes me want to cry. There is nothing sacred about marriage. It’s a way of insuring your loved one has rights to your stuff if you die ect... and it can end with divorce if the arrangement doesn't work out.
Although – lets end on a positive note – hell yes let’s move all the fags to Canada! Such a mass of homosexuals in one place could only lead to a good olde fashioned orgy! Of anal sex. You can watch – but only if you want to.
Feel free to vandalise my user page as well I’ll just revert your edit and come back here to further demean you (if that's possible).
Sincerely Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
18:49, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
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Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 18:56, 18 May 2008 (UTC)