User talk:DiZ/chess

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This is an archive of the games played on the actual user page. If you attempt to continue with these games, you will surely be punished by the Chess Police. To leave a message about this page, do it here.

Game #1[edit source]

Players: DiZ (w) vs. Theo (b)
Winner: Theo
I lost this game to Theo, but my revenge shall come that much sweeter.

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Game #1/ White: DiZ/ Black:Theo

Game #3[edit source]

Players: DiZ (b) vs. Everyone else, but mostly NeedABrain (w)
Winner: Everyone else
I ended up surrendering, as you might tell. No, I am not French. But I do know when to admit defeat.

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Game #X /White: herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] Black: Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN!

Game #4[edit source]

Players: DiZ (b) vs. High Gen. Grue (w)
Winner: DiZ
General Grue forfitted in the middle of the game, an empty win for yours truly.


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Game #X /White: HighGeneral Grue Black: DiZ