User talk:Derp
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About your first article on UnNews...[edit source]
That was outright plagarism. Do it again and face severe penalties such as being Burninated, half-hung, drawn, and quartered.
Plagarism has no place in Uncyclopedia, even if it seems like our standards don't exist (to be fair, they're quite low). We do hold standards here, and one of the rules here is that your content has to be original, or at least have some creative spirit to't. Your page was lacking in this.
As well as this, there are some legal issues with your posted article. The site you plagarised from has a copyright to that article, and if we kept that article, they could very well come after our poor asses and rip us so poor that Uncyclopedia is sniped out of the internet entirely.
TL;DR don't be doing fucking dumb shit again.
- Risviltsov Yell at me! 05:30, 15 April 2020 (UTC)