User talk:DeletedUsera0sd8yqhu4n

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, DeletedUsera0sd8yqhu4n, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
• How to be funny and not just stupid

If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
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• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:31, 30 January 2021 (UTC)

Warning

Please do not advertise yourself/your friends on Uncyclopedia. It's vanity and quite disruptive. As such, your article Danalyn Hope Peralta♥ will be deleted. If you continue this pattern of behaviour, you may be blocked from editing. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:31, 30 January 2021 (UTC)

January 2021

Please refrain from introducing inappropriate pages to Uncyclopedia, as doing so is not in accordance with our policies. For more information about creating articles, you may want to read Uncyclopedia:Your first article. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you.Template:Z44 JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 16:04, 30 January 2021 (UTC)