User talk:Defender Miz

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It needs to be longer. Pictures aren't that important, but it needs to be longer. And less childish. Thanks, also, The Lion King and The Fox and the Hound pages might need better to. Hypnotizinghypnosis 20:42, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

I of course did not mean that. But, it can't be about as long as, oh, a penciel either right?Would you like to come up with an idea for Beverly Hills Chihuahua? We could work together. Also, for signing, you use four of these: ~.

So it comes out as this: Hypnotizinghypnosis 00:43, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

See? Hypnotizinghypnosis 00:43, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

"Apparemtly, you can't edit Beverly Hills Chihuahua anymore as is has been locked from editing for a bit. Defender Miz 19:55, October 19, 2009 (UTC)"

Do you mean Beverly Hills Chihuahua or Condo in my Fridge? The latter is the one that was locked, indefenite of course. Yeah, I think The Black Cauldron needs some rewrite, like what you did to the reception for example. The Emperor of the Sun - thanks for catching my error in the format. This one also needs expanding, although, it's a bit longer and been here a lot less. I think a rewrite on the Condo in my Fridge thing could be good too - so it won't get removed from the list. Tell me if you think it's funny. I thought it was hilous espeacalily this part:

A mismatched trio of dairy cows – brash, adventurous Maggie, prim, proper Mrs. Caloway and ditzy, happy-go-lucky Grace (voiced by Roseanne Barr, Judi Dench and Jennifer Tilly respectively) – must assassinate an infamous cattle rustler cow rapist, using the following items:
A bent paperclip
Four bags of shredded wheat
One eviscerated and partially rotted dead chicken
A bottle of Port
A pass signed by Ronald Regan allowing the carrier to break dance in the Oval Office
Five dead humans
Five other humans that haven't died yet
Over nine thousand dull, unsharpened pencils
One flying Victorian-style house.

Dull unsharpened pencils lol. Hypnotizinghypnosis 20:02, October 19, 2009 (UTC)