User talk:Coffelt

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Dude...

wtf? why did you do that? I don't even know who you are... DaniPine3 (talk) 19:27, 29 August 2024 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of infinity for sockpuppeting, changing my comments and threating me on my talkpage. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop sockpuppeting, changing my comments and threating me on my talkpage. Thaaanks! --DaniPine3 (talk) 20:26, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

I don't really get why you took a personal grudge against me when all I did was leave a comment on your article with no ill intentions. I still will let you talk on your talkpage so you can explain what you were trying to do. If you ignore me, though, I will block you from your talkpage too. And the fact you were also sockpuppeting was the nail in the coffin. DaniPine3 (talk) 20:26, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

Alright, I thought it’d be funny to make a goofy little rivalry or something. Do I actually care about what you or me have said on here? No. Was I using a false online identity? No, Coffelt is my late-grandpas last name. I genuinely do want to write, I do. I have, on an article [1] with my bud, liss. I didn’t know you’re an admin, I probably would’ve talked a LITTLE different to be fair. But hey, God has a plan. If that plan includes you removing my editing privileges I won’t fuss. My other account is a little less autistic[2], I used it because I couldn’t get onto this account. I hope you have a good day, I have. Coffelt (talk) 13:23, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

First off, that wasn't a "goofy rivalry", you literally threatened me on my talkpage. Second, I don't even know who you are; I've barely interacted with you, so I don't get why you're acting like I did anything to you. Third, you're telling me Liz is your bud, but I'm pretty sure it's your sockpuppet account, which is why I blocked it as well. Fourth, you can't expect me to believe you're sorry when in the summary comment you say you're "kissing [my] butt" (you know people can see that, right?). Here's a suggestion: if there's anything wrong going on in your life, don't take it on people that don't have anything to do with it, because that won't solve it and is just going to get you enemies that you could perfectly avoid. DaniPine3 (talk) 13:57, 10 December 2024 (UTC)