User talk:Clo9ud
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Again, welcome! ChiefjusticeDS 10:42, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Regarding this[edit source]
You keep blanking the page. Why? If you're done working on it and want it deleted, simply stop editing it and wait; since it's listed on ICU, it'll be deleted within a week if not improved. If you're vandalizing the page (which is what removing the content and replacing it with a single sentence is called) then just stop. --Andorin Kato 00:57, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
Quotes[edit source]
Hi there Clo9ud. I have noticed you keep restoring the quotes to the Grantchester Meadows article. I removed the majority of them mostly because they were of a pretty low standard and also because we only need one or two on an article. If you want to open a discussion as to which ones should be kept or to make a case that they all should be then you should take the discussion to the article talk page. Edit warring will just get us both in hot water with admins. --ChiefjusticeXBox 00:47, March 11, 2010 (UTC)-without the quotes the article sucks.
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 10:34, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)