User talk:Bob the Wikipedian

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Inside Baseball

I wasn't familiar with the term either, but a quick google search led me to Wkipedia of all places. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_baseball And Bob's your uncle. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:00, 14 Nov

The new illustrations helped--but you reverted two of my edits! I rendered your two footnotes in the usual way, and corrected "lie" versus "lay," once in each direction. Spıke ¬  22:51 14-Nov-09

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