User talk:Big Black Cthulhu
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Big Black Cthulhu, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
- Votes for Highlight Page - read the very best articles and have your say about what goes onto our front page
- Pee Review - a place to get detailed feedback on your articles
Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, post on our community forum, join our Discord, or message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! MrX blow me 
03:16, 7 March 2021 (UTC)
You've got mail![edit source]
Hello Big_Black_Cthulhu,
Please avoid mentioning anything involving "child grooming" and other inappropriate activities here on Uncyclopedia. We have banned multiple administrators and several other users for outright pedophilia; as such, if you do not wish to join their ranks, please remove any mentions of such behavior within 7 days.