User:Big Black Cthulhu

Big Black Cthulhu is a neckbeard and famous moderator who has never seen the light of the sun. His daily routine consists of sleeping, eating Walker's Crisps, and chatting up E-Girls on Discord (with the occasional banning someone for no reason to satisfy his ego). BBC is 48 years old and (until last week) still lived with his parents, occupying the room opposite theirs. He then moved out and now lives in a cave with famous musician Wagner, who is also famous for inventing the term 'wankner.'

BBC himself.

His hobbies include:

• Wanking;
• Spending 48 hours on video games;
• Eating Co-Op Meal Deals;
• Abusing his moderator privileges on Reddit and Discord;
• Wanking;
• Being disgusting in general;

and wanking. Awards he has received include:

• Discord Moderator of the Year 2020
• Longest Gone Without Sunlight
• World's Greasiest Hair
• World's Least Habitable Bedroom
• Most E-Girls Seduced
• Person Most Alienated From Society

(Written by BBC 09:49, 5 March 2021 (UTC) himself).