User talk:Assbitch
Welcome![edit source]
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All your changes[edit source]
They are all crap. You can't make a change good by enclosing it in double brackets. If what you're typing is not a page that exists, you have just created a red link. Even if it does exist, adding the link may produce something that isn't a sentence.
Separately, if you think something is SHITTY, we don't want to know, especially in the text of the article. Maybe on the Discussion Page, but only if you can explain how to make it funny. Please see above and click here: UN:HTBFANJS. Thanks. Spıke ¬ 22:55 9-Jan-11
Lego war[edit source]
Glad you are taking it to a page of your own, and glad you attached {{WIP}}, because incomplete pages in mainspace can be deleted. Another alternative is to move it to User:Assbitch/Lego war and you can take as much time as you need. But there are two things about this page that often set people off:
- Writing about stuff that isn't war as though it were war is trite. Some articles are taken to Votes for Deletion and all a voter has to write, to vote to have it killed, is "Wacky war!"
- Nonsense year numbers are not funny.
You did read UN:HTBFANJS, didn't you? Spıke ¬ 00:45 10-Jan-11
Your article[edit source]
It is User:Assbitch/Lego war/here now. I hope you keep working on it. Let me know if you have any questions. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:48, January 19, 2011 (UTC)